6 Holiday Movies You Need To Watch

Yes, Christmas is over for yet another year, but there’s no better way to keep the spirit alive than being glued to the TV for 8 hours straight. Below are some festive films I’d highly recommend: 1. Deck The Halls Contrary to popular belief, I’m quite a fan of the pure foolery and outrageousness of... Continue Reading →

Best and Worst Christmas Decorated Offices

What's going on here? Bunch of Scrooges. Cute. Which way is up? Christmas or taxidermy? OK. Yaaassss, picture + frame combo. I'm not going in. You can't make me. Someone has too much time on their hands, obviously. Perfect. Haha love this. Does your workplace match any of these above?

Poem: Christmas Food

Food. So bad, yet so good. So many colours, so many textures. So many food poisonings taken for the pleasure.   You gave me gout last Christmas Eve, But I don't hold it against you, you see, For I know our relationship is solid. Once the doctor unclogs my arteries.   This Christmas things will... Continue Reading →

Poem: 5th November 1605

The dank presence of gunpowder fills their lungs. Settling smoke distorts their view. 5th November 1605 - a night like any other. If only this were really  true.   Traders to country, traitors to crown. The Gunpowder Plot, Dismembered, put down.   Destructive paths each had chosen, Treasonous, treacherous. Yet failed to make any  explosion.... Continue Reading →

Poem: Halloween

Halloween Didn't you hear the scream? It's half past 9 or is it 9.15? I need to wake up from this nightmarish dream.   Plump pumpkin's are carved, Their flesh scooped from their core. Night has fallen upon us, Yet it's only half past 4.   A tar-like black shrouds the moon in mystery. Is... Continue Reading →

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