Poem: Climate Change

  My limbs gnarl, sap suffocates my lungs as I gasp for another breath of the smog. I’m losing my fight for life. For centuries I have supplied oxygen to your veins, now you remove it from mine? In times before you uprooted me, and spoiled the very soil I laid upon. Now you turn... Continue Reading →

Stress: The Real SERIAL Killer

According to the American Psychological Association, chronic stress is linked to the six leading causes of death: heart disease, cancer, lung ailments, accidents, cirrhosis of the liver and suicide.   The link between mind and body is far deeper than we may have realised. You only have to listen to Ted’s Radio Hour episode entitled... Continue Reading →

The Most Bizarre Home Remedies

Currently I have this massive blind pimple on my forehead that could rival any set of antlers on a prime young stag. Ofcourse this is the week I have work experience with a nice little editorial name and an interview gig at the weekend. So no better time for acne to make an unwanted appearance... Continue Reading →

Fun Obscure Things To Do In London

When walking the dog just doesn't cut the mustard why not try:   Laughter Yoga Pretend to be 5 years old again and you may end up laughing for a lifetime. From personal experience I would definitely recommend even the most hesitant of sceptics to give 'walking on hot coals' and talking gibberish to strangers... Continue Reading →

Developing & Losing Fears

I never use to be afraid of flying but as I prepare to fly home to Northern Ireland for Christmas, suddenly the meat sweats start materializing all over my body and I gulp that little bit harder. To me, it's just something about being trapped in a tiny little tube 30,000ft up in the clouds... Continue Reading →

Poem: Christmas Food

Food. So bad, yet so good. So many colours, so many textures. So many food poisonings taken for the pleasure.   You gave me gout last Christmas Eve, But I don't hold it against you, you see, For I know our relationship is solid. Once the doctor unclogs my arteries.   This Christmas things will... Continue Reading →

Why The Winter Blues?

With the sun getting lazier and lazier these November nights, returning to its slumbers faster than I'm sure the majority if us would like, as a result, I hear the miserable moans and groans of grief-stricken commuters. The winter blues have well and truly set in for some and it's still only autumn! They have... Continue Reading →

5 Concentration Boosting Tips

As humans, I think it's fair to say procrastinating is in our blood, some of us just do it less than others. If you want to be one of 'those' productive people  then give these 5 concentration-boosting methods a go: 1. Eating Tasty Food Yes, that's right munching on blueberries, dark chocolate, avocados, seafood and... Continue Reading →

Eye

I haven't worn glasses since the age of 10 and you can tell, my eye's lazier than the cleaners who play candy crush in the cubicles at work. I had to wear an eye patch till the age of 8, and once they told me I couldn't be saved, I chucked the glasses and with... Continue Reading →

An Apple A Day…….

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away then give me the whole goddamn fruit bowl for my experience with the medical industry was anything but pleasant.  Carrying on from this! Let me explain: (GP practice door) Knock, Knock. Who's there? An absolute imbecile that's who! There's no room for politeness here. It's eyesight we... Continue Reading →

See The Signs

I write to you with one eye open this Monday morning, not two, one. if any of you recount the good old game of Animal Crossings, you'll remember fondly the big ass ballooned eye your little character would receive from a bee sting (Google it). I, my friends am that character. But it wasn't a... Continue Reading →

Pig Out

My stomach rumbles with a 10 on the Richter scale, and that's after I've eaten breakfast. So can you imagine my woes when the clock is fast approaching that heaven sent 1pm mark on the office clock? Feasting time is well and truly upon us, but wait, what to have I hear you ask? Shall... Continue Reading →

Flip Out

If you want to sign up for your unexpected yet highly likely dose of concussion and ligament contortion then enjoy a day out at  Flip out. Where the only thing coming out is your hip from its socket when you take the plunge into the shallowest 'safety' pool known to man, woman or child on... Continue Reading →

Tough Mudder…..

So.....it happened folks, there I was, kneeled down  on one knobbly knee reciting the rules and regulations of how the organiser will take no such part in my untimely death had I decided to fall off that 10ft wall or drown in those muddy trenches. Oh yes, washing their hands of any liabilities while I... Continue Reading →

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Up ↑