The Most Bizarre Home Remedies

Currently I have this massive blind pimple on my forehead that could rival any set of antlers on a prime young stag. Ofcourse this is the week I have work experience with a nice little editorial name and an interview gig at the weekend. So no better time for acne to make an unwanted appearance... Continue Reading →

Best and Worst Christmas Decorated Offices

What's going on here? Bunch of Scrooges. Cute. Which way is up? Christmas or taxidermy? OK. Yaaassss, picture + frame combo. I'm not going in. You can't make me. Someone has too much time on their hands, obviously. Perfect. Haha love this. Does your workplace match any of these above?

Poem: Christmas Food

Food. So bad, yet so good. So many colours, so many textures. So many food poisonings taken for the pleasure.   You gave me gout last Christmas Eve, But I don't hold it against you, you see, For I know our relationship is solid. Once the doctor unclogs my arteries.   This Christmas things will... Continue Reading →

The Best Worst Halloween Costumes

Halloween is arguably one of the more 'fun' holidays of the year, when else do you have an excuse to dress up as giant genitalia or......... A Venus Fly Trap Escapade certainly haven't left any out any costume of the imagination as it proudly displays the purchasable plant + pot duo online. (Image courtesy of... Continue Reading →

Eye

I haven't worn glasses since the age of 10 and you can tell, my eye's lazier than the cleaners who play candy crush in the cubicles at work. I had to wear an eye patch till the age of 8, and once they told me I couldn't be saved, I chucked the glasses and with... Continue Reading →

An Apple A Day…….

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away then give me the whole goddamn fruit bowl for my experience with the medical industry was anything but pleasant.  Carrying on from this! Let me explain: (GP practice door) Knock, Knock. Who's there? An absolute imbecile that's who! There's no room for politeness here. It's eyesight we... Continue Reading →

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