An Apple A Day…….

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away then give me the whole goddamn fruit bowl for my experience with the medical industry was anything but pleasant.  Carrying on from this! Let me explain: (GP practice door) Knock, Knock. Who's there? An absolute imbecile that's who! There's no room for politeness here. It's eyesight we... Continue Reading →

Pig Out

My stomach rumbles with a 10 on the Richter scale, and that's after I've eaten breakfast. So can you imagine my woes when the clock is fast approaching that heaven sent 1pm mark on the office clock? Feasting time is well and truly upon us, but wait, what to have I hear you ask? Shall... Continue Reading →

Flip Out

If you want to sign up for your unexpected yet highly likely dose of concussion and ligament contortion then enjoy a day out at  Flip out. Where the only thing coming out is your hip from its socket when you take the plunge into the shallowest 'safety' pool known to man, woman or child on... Continue Reading →

Tough Mudder – S.O.S

For any naive soul out there who doesn't know what 'Tough Mudder' is exactly, I suggest you keep it that way. For it seems to be the hybrid spawn of Satan and someone your mother dearest just isn't too fond of. In other words - it's going to be hell. And guess who just signed... Continue Reading →

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